Nobody Can Insult Someone Like....

[happyfilmluvguy]

Groucho Marx, even this image of him is insulting!

He was the king of the insult

"Say! You cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing"

"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? "

"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle"

Quote an insult from a favorite film (not only Marx bros) of yours.

 

[surely]

not from a film but a song by mose allison: your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.

 

[Diamondback]

Film: "I didn't think they could stack $##% that high! You're not trying to squeeze an inch in on me, are you?"--Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann, Full Metal Jacket

TV: "Sound off like you've got a pair! Oh my God, you don't have a pair!"--Mini-Lee/R. Lee Ermey to a Pillsbury Doughboy, early in Mail Call

 

[sweetfrancaise]

No one, no one can insult like the French.

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King', you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

"Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!"

Heheheh.

 

[Brinybay]

Full Metal Jacket, Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann again: "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!" Loved it! :eusa_clap

 

[Diamondback]

No one, no one can insult like the French.

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King', you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

"Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!"

Dear lady, if someone said that to me, I would probably be more incapacitated by laughing at them than taking offense...

 

[sweetfrancaise]

Dear lady, if someone said that to me, I would probably be more incapacitated by laughing at them than taking offense...

Ah, sirrah, it just has to be said in the right manner, and it would slay you.

 

[Paisley]

Dear lady, if someone said that to me, I would probably be more incapacitated by laughing at them than taking offense...

Me too. "Son of a silly person"? lol I guess you have to be there.

 

[SamMarlowPI]

i think Alan Alda in M*A*S*H as Hawkeye had damn good insults too...he also played Groucho in an episode lol...

 

[Paisley]

Hawkeye once told Frank Burns, "They ought to tear you down and put up a human being."

 

[deadpandiva]

As soon as I saw this post I thought of groucho.

There are a lot of good insults in Stage door Between Ginger Rogers and Gail Patrick but one of my favorites is when the older actress is ranting and she says "In my day" and before she can finsish the sentance andother woman says "When Knighthood was in flower"

I really butchered that but I swear it's funny.

 

[TM]

Woody Allen in 'What's Up, Tiger Lily:

"I'd call you a sadistic sodomistic necrophile but that's just beating a dead horse."

Tony

 

[MrNewportCustom]

One of my favorites from Duck Soup: "Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: He really is an idiot."


Lee

 

[Doh!]

Man: "I didn't come here to be insulted!"

Groucho: "Well, where do you normally go?"

 

[Rhofal]

No one, no one can insult like the French.

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King', you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

"Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!"

Heheheh.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Cheers,
Peter

 

[Diamondback]

Ah, sirrah, it just has to be said in the right manner, and it would slay you.

Bring it, darlin', I'm waitin'... *does The Rock "Just Bring It!" gesture*

 

[sweetfrancaise]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Cheers,
Peter

Why, of course! The kings of insults.

 

[SamMarlowPI]

"why don't you let that cut under your nose heal."

"He's the kind of person who would give a drowning man a glass of water."

"Why don't you dress up as a human being? No one will recognize you."

and so on and so on...compliments of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper McIntyre...

 

[Diamondback]

Why, of course! The kings of insults.

[Accent=French]"Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"[/accent]
Like that?

 

[KilroyCD]

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
-Groucho Marx