So in the last few weeks, I'm walking along the sidewalk, wearing my favorite Selentino Queen fedora and my trench coat. It's somewhat windy outside, so I think... "Ah! I don't want my hat blowing away. This is what that wind retention cord was made for!" That cord has just been wrapped around my hat's crown ever since I bought it a year and a half ago, so I might as well use it! So I pull it down, properly fasten the button to my trench lapel, and all is good. Feels a little silly, though, walking down the street with a cord draped between my hat and my collar.
Then a few miniutes later, up comes a gust of wind. Now, this is not hurricane-like by any means, but enough that I immediately think that I might lose my hat. Sure enough, as it comes loose on my head, the thought that goes through my head is... "Sweet! This is exactly why I used the cord!" But my thought only lasts a half second, as when the hat falls far enough away from my body to pull the cord straight... POP! The cord pulls out of the hat at the base, leaving a big cord dangling from my collar, and my hat on the ground.
Thankfully, my hat only fell to the (dry) sidewalk, and no further harm done. Like I said, it wasn't a massive wind or anything. Didn't get run over by the nearest car. But that just p!ssed me off, that the whole reason that cord had for an existence, sitting on my crown and shifting obtrusively at times while it waited to be used, was completely futile.
Arrrgh...
Then a few miniutes later, up comes a gust of wind. Now, this is not hurricane-like by any means, but enough that I immediately think that I might lose my hat. Sure enough, as it comes loose on my head, the thought that goes through my head is... "Sweet! This is exactly why I used the cord!" But my thought only lasts a half second, as when the hat falls far enough away from my body to pull the cord straight... POP! The cord pulls out of the hat at the base, leaving a big cord dangling from my collar, and my hat on the ground.
Thankfully, my hat only fell to the (dry) sidewalk, and no further harm done. Like I said, it wasn't a massive wind or anything. Didn't get run over by the nearest car. But that just p!ssed me off, that the whole reason that cord had for an existence, sitting on my crown and shifting obtrusively at times while it waited to be used, was completely futile.
Arrrgh...