Loungers Help: Golden Era Ad Copy Needed!

[Zemke Fan]

Guys -- I have been working hard to complete a model RR for my son Will and it's time to create some signs for the buildings.

The setting is in/around Black Hawk, Colorado. The era is 1930s and 1940s. I've been working on some original advertising signs, but have nearly maxed out my creativity. Anyone want to take a stab at helping me come up with some pithy, silly, double entendre kinds of ad copy? Here are some that are already finished:

 

[Zemke Fan]

I'm looking for some help...

With these:

Big Jim:

Blank Skyline:

Gander:

Glamour Girl:

Hi Yu:

His Nibs:

 

[Zemke Fan]

And these...

Mischief:

Peacock:

Skookum:

Taylor Made:

Teen-Age (PG-Rated, please!):

Top Hand:

 

[Zemke Fan]

And Finally...

Golden Spur:

Smiling Thru:

Mutt Brand:

Combat:

Duke's Beer:

B-Wise (Missing Something):

 

[23SkidooWithYou]

With these:

Big Jim:

Big Jim

Humidor, Smoke Shop (whatever term turns you on)
"A nose for the finest tobaccos"

 

[Miss Neecerie]

the peacock one cries out for

http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-deans-peacocks-prophylactic-condom-tin

 

[Forgotten Man]

lol lol lol

The Cupid “mail order brides” is hilarious! All of them are pretty darn cleaver!

Most of those I can see you took from old crate labels… Let me see if I can dig up some original billboards you can tweak.

 

[Zemke Fan]

Well, I DO have this one...

the peacock one cries out for

http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-deans-peacocks-prophylactic-condom-tin

 

[Zemke Fan]

That's all (for now) folks...

Two More Unfinished:

Show Queen:

Emerald Queen:

Finished:

Webster:

Woodlake Nympth:

 

[Forgotten Man]

 

[23SkidooWithYou]

Smiling Thru:

Smiling Thru

Dentistry
"Extractions 50 cents and nearly painless"

or

Smiling Thru
Dentistry
"Utilizing the Vitallium Screw" (c1937 but perhaps too racy an innuendo?)

 

[23SkidooWithYou]

With these:



Gander:

Gentleman's Club
No Geese Allowed

Glamour Girl:

Glamour Girl
Beauty Supplies
He'll never know it isn't natural!

This is way too much fun!

 

[Zemke Fan]

23, great start...

How about this:

Dental Extractions ~ 50 Cents

Walt "Painless Pole" Waldowski, DDS

 

[Zemke Fan]

Hmmm...

Like the Gentlemen's Club angle, but maybe...

Gander Brand Dander Medicine

 

[Zemke Fan]

Zeroing in on another...

Tobacco Emporium ~ The Nose Knows!

OR

Tobacco Emporium ~ Trust the Nose!

 

[Zemke Fan]

Some Revisions...

Thanks 23!