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George Carlin

carouselvic

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This is a master piece. If you have not read it, take the time to read it now. If you have read it, take time to read it again!




The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
 

Marc Chevalier

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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,
we had everything before us, we had nothing before us,
we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way.

In short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."


-- Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (1859)



(Truth be told, I prefer George Carlin's way of putting it.)

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KY Gentleman

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George Carlin was a one of a kind.
I literally grew up watching and hearing his comedy.
Thanks for sharing this piece, it was fun reading.
 

Queue

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Diamondback said:
No, he looks more like a wannabe-vigilante with a love of heavy-weapons and an upgraded sense of humor.:p

Well... he is but a hero to boot. The Watchmen by Alan Moore is an awesome book (not just an awesome comic book/graphic novel) and was listed among Time magazine's 100 best novels of all time. It is, quite simply, a must read.
 
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Great man? That might be debatable. Great clever anarchistlike/comic may be closer to some opinions. I like him much better as a thinking creative comedian...rather than a serious overly insisting lecturer.
HD
 

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HoosierDaddy said:
I like him much better as a thinking creative comedian...rather than a serious overly insisting lecturer.
Ditto! His last few years were like nails on a chalkboard.
 

Queue

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Diamondback said:
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

lol Queue, thanks for the assist with the schtick.

Alway up for it.

Back to George.. He was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain Humor Prize and the ceremony was broadcast on PBS and it was fascinating to watch the progression in his personae. His earlier work (including his appearance on Johnny Carson as the hippy dippy weather man in a suit and tie, an outfit it is STILL hard to imagine him in) was so radically different from his later stuff... if it's on again it is defiantly worth a watch.
 

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