Clean Jokes

[Hurricane Jack]

 

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When I don't have to go!

When I have to go!

 

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Just don't like public places full of germs. Been an outdoorsman all my life. Was at the famous "mountain gate" at Area 51 once & knew I was on camera. Didn't bother me a bit...germ free fresh air!

I deleted my reply because it stunk!
But I agree about those public places full of germs, although
I don't know how I would feel about being on camera doing
my business.
I reckon the answer is blowing in the wind.

 

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[drmaxtejeda]

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Excellent!

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[Benny Holiday]

I ate two bowls of alphabet soup last night.

Then this morning I had an early vowel movement.

 

[Benny Holiday]

 

[Benny Holiday]

And the latest thing making headlines is corduroy pillowcases . . .

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

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[Hurricane Jack]

My wife & I were setting at a table at her high school class reunion. She kept staring at an obviously drunk classmate sitting alone at a table nearby.

"Do you know him" I asked?

"Yes", she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend & I hear he hasn't been sober since I broke up with him all those yrs ago."

"Oh my gawd" I said! "Who would think a guy could go on celebrating all that long?"

 

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UPDATE: