Clean Jokes

[LostInTyme]

I was gonna tell a joke about the U.S. economy and the trickle-down theory. But, 99% of you won't get it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?!”

Learn from your parents’ mistakes; use birth control.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[MisterCairo]

Buddy Hackett tells three jokes on Carson. You have to watch to the end:

 

[LostInTyme]

A great comedian Buddy Hackett.

 

[Trenchfriend]

@MisterCairo
I didn't know, that his name was Buddy Hacket, but I know him as Herbie's mechanic.

 

[MisterCairo]

@MisterCairo
I didn't know, that his name was Buddy Hacket, but I know him as Herbie's mechanic.

He was a legendary comic to be sure!

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Zombie_61]

@MisterCairo
I didn't know, that his name was Buddy Hacket, but I know him as Herbie's mechanic.

Ahh, Tennessee Steinmetz. And no, I didn't have to look that up.

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[LostInTyme]

My wife has a new job, but it's difficult to say what she does.
She sells seashells down by the seashore.

Now that I'm older, I am lucky that someone calls me every day. A guy from India is very concerned about the warranty on my Suzuki.

A lady called and wanted the serial number for my copy machine. I told her it was a Syonara #666 and she hung up.

Why are math books always sad? Because they have so many problems.

Just got a call from Spam Risk. I told them I was safe 'cause my store was out of Spam anyway.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Zombie_61]

I have no doubt this will happen someday, if it hasn't already.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

What do marriages and insurances have in common?

You pay and pay. And what you get back??

 

[Turnip]