Carrie Bradshaw style

[imoldfashioned]

Isn't that an oxymoron?

I loved SJP in Square Pegs (put that on DVD powers that be!) but I'm mystified by her recent popularity. She also stars in two of my least favorite commercials of all time.

Covet--I don't mean to be cruel but watching this I can't think of anything but a rabid raccoon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSoOEVi2Prg

Gap--the concept of this is cute but there's something about the execution that just irritates me to no end; Down With Love did the retro thing with affection, I feel like this has a sort of condescending attitude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXA1d4vnYjU

 

[Viola]

I don't understand that bride's gown at all. I mean, whether or not you like her leanness, there's no reason for her to wear a bodice that blatantly doesn't fit. Small-chested women can look adorable in wedding gowns, she doesn't because that dress appears to be two sizes too big.

And the only plausible reason to wear a wedding dress two sizes too big is eloping in your mama's dress and I doubt HIGHLY that's a hand-me-down.lol

 

[Paisley]

I don't understand the whole stapless wedding gown craze. First, pretty much only fit young women look good in them, and many of today's brides aren't so fit, aren't so young, or have tattoos that just don't look very bridal. Second, it doesn't meet the dress code of some churches or religions. A lot of brides have a terrible time finding a gown with sleeves.