Lincsong
I'll Lock Up
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The survey of 2,000 women aged over 50 found most would prefer their men to copy the styles of actors such as George Clooney and Hugh Grant – but thought they actually dressed Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Charles and Alan Titchmarsh.
Why, of course. Self evident to anyone who has ever shopped at a midwestern Wal-Mart, or attended a NASCAR race.
The 30s are when men start to put on The Gut. The late 30s are when 5% of us get religion, start biking 500 miles a week and dress only in spandex and Timberland.
The other 95% become resigned and dress in shlumpy shirts and Dockers for the rest of their lives, except for one blue suit where the coat won't button and the pants ride lower and lower under The Gut.
Or one can simply drape one's self in a mumu...